Tips to Ensure A Great Session

I have posted a lot about my job as an escort and what you should expect from me and my counterparts, now I am going to tell you a few things that I hope will make you a better client. The kind that us girls get excited to see. My favorite clients have not been the best looking or the richest. They have been the most courteous and comforting. They have been the ones I can tell thought of me before the session and where genuinely happy to see me. That happiness is infectious.

I’m not saying this is guaranteed to make all the hoes love you, but if you follow these simple steps, at least we won’t hate you and for some girls (not myself, I love all of my clients), that may be as close as you are going to get.

~Arrive to Your Appointment Clean and Fresh

This is rule number 1. Don’t ever forget it. If you are coming from work and not feeling fresh from the shower fresh, your lady will likely have a shower you can use. There is nothing better than fresh, good smelling balls and nothing worse than musty, sticky ones. If you’ve ever gotten a bj where she didn’t want to go past the tip or stay down there for long? Your dick was probably musty. To me, it’s a sign of disrespect for someone to show up smelling bad. This is the most important thing you can do to ensure your session goes how you want it to.

~Arrive On Time

Everyone’s time has value. Nobody has time to sit and wait for someone that has demonstrated a lack of awareness of that. I will admit that we providers are a late bunch. That doesn’t mean you should be. DO NOT ARRIVE EARLY! I can’t stress this enough. 5 minutes before a call I am finishing my makeup, probably naked and talking on the phone with my girlfriend. I can’t hear from you saying you are here. If you arrive early, wait until your appointment time to call.

So don’t come late and don’t come early. Get there on time. We see you are the responsible ones, the reliable ones, the grown-ups. What is the hallmark of a responsible, reliable grown-up? Punctuality. If nothing in your girls day is happening on time, you are. It let’s us know we can trust you.

Nobody’s perfect and life (and traffic) happen. In those cases tell your lady as promptly as possible and keep her posted. It’s just a matter of respect for our time.

~Get the Money Out of the Way First

I have had good experiences in the business so I am a little more trusting of my clients but it is best to get the money part handled as quickly as possible. You don’t know if your girls past experiences have left her distrusting. If it’s cash make sure it is in sight and she sees it. If you are using an app, be sure the payment went through.

If you are dealing with a lady you feel may be sketchy, or who you may not enjoy being with, do half up front and half in the end. Then figure out quickly if you want the appointment to continue. Don’t get half way through and suddenly want to bail. That’s way to much of an asshole move for any of you guys I’m sure. Just remember, “purse first”.

~Be Cool/Relate to Her

I think I may have mentioned this in my “Overnight” post as well. That’s because it’s important. The sex is great but the few minutes spent talking afterward is a very vulnerable time. We talk about things. You and your provider likely lead very different lives and she may be having financial trouble or boyfriend trouble or legal trouble or maybe all three. If she shares something you really can’t relate to, try putting yourself in her shoes. Have a little empathy. Her troubles are not your troubles. You are leaving in 10 minutes. While you are there, be a source of comfort and support for her, as she should be for you

I, and a lot of the ladies I know, am a pro. You will never hear me talk about my personal problems on a call. I am well aware that is not what we are there for. However, I know which of my clients I could talk to if I needed to and they are my favorites. Just be truly non-judgmental. That’s the key to being every girls ATF.

~Don’t Waste Her Time

Ok, this is just me venting and you will have to excuse my language. Don’t be a bull-shitting pussy-footer. Don’t contact your lady unless you have a date and time in mind. For God sake’s do not ask “when is good for you?” I’ve never gotten that question right. Your initial contact should include: your name, where you saw her ad, whether you are looking for incall or outcall (if out, to what area), for how long and when. You are a perfect client. If your lady is available for all of that, now you are free to discuss things you would like to see and do during your call.

~Get Everything You Want

If you have a fantasy about how this appointment, an ideal way for it to go in your mind, share it with your provider. Do you want her to be doing in home yoga when you walk in? Do you want her to arrive at your outcall in business attire like the ladies in your office wear? Do you want FF to CIM? Tell her!! You can make this call into anything you want. Be creative. If your lady is down, she is probably happy to do something she knows will make you happy. Having someone think and fantasize about us is a huge turn-on. You are sure to turn up the heat of any session.

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